Hello. I don’t write on here any more and I doubt I will do so again.
I do have a jolly good rant over at my blog – so go there: http://blog.peesemould.net
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utubedrama.com, if you’ve never heard of it, claims to be “The satire tabloid National Enquirer of YouTube”. Basically, it’s a website creepily cared for by illeterate gonk Trevor Rieger; a disgraced YouTuber who has been banned by the site numerous times. utubedrama is sheer spite and hearsay from anyone he can get information from and it capitalised on the seemingly non-existence of people after drama about a website (so like “Heat” for geeks, but with none of the spell checking or torso of the week).
The site description (left) and Rieger (right) doing his best impression of a normal person
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When I first heard of ITV2’s “CelebAir” it conjured up images of washed out F-list celebrities pushing a trolley down an aeroplane asking if anyone wanted anything from the RyanAir gift shop. Well, this programme does not wish to disappoint, as that’s exactly what you get.
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OK, so I tend to go on dating websites once in a while, because I’m a lonely, bitter, twisted nobody who hates most life forms. I find it odd that a lot of people on there, who are round about my age, can make themselves seem so unattractive. With names such as “delectable–mother” (aged 24, by the way) and “hugebitch” (from her profile, literally a huge bitch) they’re not so enticing, are they? Reading some of their profiles, you get huge, hairy monsters that are interested in dungeons and dragons, rap music and often even God (on a MAJOR level). It’s scary.
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“The Charlotte Church Show” – what?! Now in its THIRD series. Can you believe that? What the hell was the pitch like for that?
Idiot commissioner for Channel Four: So, who will present this new talk show in an awful timeslot?
Idiot producer for her show: Well, we’ve got this really annoying bitch called Charlotte Church, yeah?
Idiot commissioner for Channel Four: Oh yes! We’ve heard of her! Voice like an angel! Shame about her trying to go and do pop stuff. Didn’t really work out, did it?
IP: That’s actually why we’re offering her to you. She thinks she’s going out of the public’s attention and after she’s met all the world’s leaders she thought she might move onto some shitter people, yeah?
IC: Excellent. Is she cheap?
IP: Oh, incredibly!
IC: Fantastic [insert commissioner guff here about how she’s bound to stop knife crime, as she’s SO the voice of young chavs today]
IP: There is one catch though. She needs to talk about how’s she Welsh the whole time. Will that be a problem?
IC: Of course not! In fact, we’ll do a really good deal with S4C – no one watches that, what luck!
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